[F4M] Getting it Before a Zoom Call [Original Content][GFE][Conversational][ASMR][Leading You to the Bedroom][Kissing][Midday Fucking][Distracted but Into It][Take My Pants Off][Put Your Dick Inside Me][Nipple Sucking][Mutual Cumming][Cum on My Belly][Zoom Call][Accidental Exhibitionism] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Author's note: Created & performed by myself, Reddit u/Human-Armnadillo-2723 Copyright(C) 2020 The vibe of this audio is playful and honest, but with an urgent sense of needing to get fucked before a meeting that's going to happen soon. The girlfriend is cute & has a genuine laugh. You really do just want to fuck her while she smiles at you. /text/ for italics/emphasis [text] or *text* for direction and/or sound effects -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- *Sigh, the kind after a long day* Hey Babe. Yeah, I just came in from outside. It was a long weekend, wasn't it? (pause) I love a good long weekend. Well, I have a lot of stuff to do. *bf stares at her hands* My hands.../yes/?? What about them? Ok. They are...they are /blue/. Yes they are...um...Smurf blue. They are blue, mmm hmm.. Well, yeah, that's what grapes will do to you. Ok, so I processed all the grapes, I think, that were out there. I /almost/ fell off the ladder, let me tell you. And you know, cause the vineyard is so close to the street, I'm pretty sure the neighbors and all the people driving by were just, "What is this lady doing??" (laugh) Well yes. I did wear all black. I don't they were staring at my ass. And if they were, I had better things to do. If they were staring at my ass, it was in curiosity for this petite woman on a ladder, wide hat and basically athleisurewear. Well, /you/ look at me that way. But I'm very sure that, when driving by, they just observed /what they did/: lady picking grapes. Mmmhmmm Speaking of, while we chat, I can talk but I have to stir the grapes right now because they are starting to ferment and I need to stir them about every 4 hours. *makes noises moving around the pot, taking off the lid* *stirs the pot of grapes. it sounds very ASMR, and also vaguely sexual* Do you hear that? I'm stirring the grapes down to the bottom. It's kind of hot & weird, isn't it? Kind of sounds like when you're... /all up in my pussy/. *giggle* Hey, I can have some /dirty thoughts/ while I'm doing productive thoughts. This farm isn't going to run itself. I mean, I'm very good at multi-tasking. Be careful! Don't touch that! *playful* I have a white sweater on! Don't you even try *laugh*... this is not the time. I have a white sweater on. Oops, I just got a little on my face. It's gonna stain & I have a meeting in like 30 minutes. Ok- well I think I stirred and got this down enough. *tapping noises with the spoon* *sounds of putting the top back on* Let me see: I got a little on my face. Let's, maybe, go in a room and *licks finger*, lick that off. Walk with me; take my hand. *Walk up stairs. Door open & close noises* I need this off my face before this meeting. *shuts door* A little privacy. "Hey, come here. Okay...I can lay down. How's htat feel? Mmmm, midday. I don't have much time...I have to lead this thing. *thinking back to sexy grape stirring sounds*...Yeah, that did sound pretty hot, those grapes. It also sounds like when I'm rolling my tongue around your big, hard cock. Yeah. What do you want me to do? What do you want to do to me? ...Okay, I need you to kiss me. I need it right now. *kissing noises* Oh my gosh, your lips are so...so soft. How did you get such soft lips? Are you on a regimen? (laugh) Oh well, how did I get such soft lips? I /am/ on a regimen! (laugh) Oh.../those/ lips...I guess, if on a regiment you mean that I regularly have you cum onto my /lips/ down there... Maybe that's like a very... is /semen/ like an exfoliant? Pretty much, if I had to guess, I'd say that the reason that my lips are so soft have to do with, in large measure, how good you are to me. You keep a lot of blood flow going in the right direction. *more kissing. intensifying* I really need to think about what this meeting is about...I'm so glad I an agenda already planned... *distracted* Ok ok, take my shirt off... *shirt coming off, noises* Ok, I'm really glad I already planned out the agenda so I can just pop in there. ...you want to fuck me right before the meeting? (laugh) I mostly will not be able to turn on the video if my cheeks are so red & flushed. They're going to be able to tell that I've just come! Ok, I'm taking my pants off! Stretch pants, okay, oh yeah, oh my gosh. *moan* Ok, yeah, you know, I'm good with just *moan*... yeah, put your dick inside me...*pant* Yeah, that's good. You know I like it hard (laugh). Yeah (moan/laugh), can you suck on my nipples? (Sexy noises intensify) And while you do that, *more kissing* *kiss/talking* I like the combination of you really getting up inside me. Ummm (moan), and you're just being so sweet iwth your mouth on me...on my face...around my nipples...oh my gosh, we need *seriously close to cumming*... I'm gonna cum! (intensifying, orgasm noises) (laugh), oh, you're coming too? Ohmygod, ok, come on my belly. Ok, yeah, do that for me: cum on my belly. (laugh) You are too much! (laugh) You know, I still have those grapes on my face! It's /purple/ still!! I'm gonna have a purple...post-coital...look on my face! Oh my gosh...it's like in 2 minutes!! 1 minute! Ok, I love you. *kiss* Mmmmm, I love you, I gotta go, I'm sorry! *hurriedly throws on clothes* *tripping over words, cutely* *flirtatiously and with good humor* Put your dick away! Or you can leave it out; it's fine! (laugh) *Rushes downstairs* *opens computer, Microsoft ding noises* *takes sip of iced coffee* *whispers to self as in a pep talk to get your ACT together!!*: Ok, here we go... *clearly panting and out of breath* Okay guys! Welcome to today's call. Yeah sorry, I was just...taking care of a couple things. So let's go ahead and get started with today's agenda and we can move on...to talk about our expectations for today's strategy session. Bill- why don't you start us off? *to self, very quietly* /Geez./ *as in: that was close*